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The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations

Author: Howard J. Bennett

Publisher:

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13:

This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

I'm a Therapist, and My Patient is Going to be the Next School Shooter

Author: Dr. Harper

Publisher:

Published: 2019-01-28

Total Pages: 170

ISBN-13: 9780578453040

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"I'm a therapist, and I work with the most dangerous patients. I've seen it all... A boy who planned to be the next school shooter. A patient with OCD whose loved ones really did suffer every time he missed a ritual. A choir boy who claimed he was being molested -- not by a priest -- but by God Himself. A patient with PTSD who gave me nightmares. A husband and wife who accused each other of abuse, and only one of them was telling the truth. A woman who kept her ex locked up as a sex slave. A pedo-ring conspiracy theorist who was actually onto something. And how could I ever forget, Patient #220. The problem is, my patients have a habit of dying. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the common denominator. Or maybe that's just the cost of taking on exceptionally broken clients. Either way, I'll never stop trying to help."--Page 4 of cover.

Patients Say the Darndest Things #2

Author: William T. Sheahan

Publisher: Booklocker.Com Incorporated

Published: 2006-02

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781591139072

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Patients Say the Darndest Things #2 is the second in a series by a board certified Family Physician. All patient quotes are accurate and caused the author to think "did they really just say what I thought they said?"

Quotable Things My Patients Said

Author: Wj Journals

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-07-27

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781083188953

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This fun notebook has space for writing down the hilarious, insulting and sometimes very wise words of patients, heard in hospital or the doctor's office. And it doubles up as a journal or notebook, with space for the owner to write his or her thoughts and reflections, reminders or to do lists. Fun glossy cover Handy size for bag or briefcase (6 x 9") Lined pages with boxes for the quotations and your thoughts about them Additional lined pages for your notes or journal reflections A lovely thank you gift for the special medical professionals who looked after you or a friend or relative, or for a family medic. Also great for a graduation present for a doctor ornurse. This book is a fact, a practical, affordable gift for anyone who works with patients or in a care home. Great way to remember special patients and the ones who made your laugh.

THIS IS GOING TO HURT

Author: Adam Kay

Publisher:

Published: 2020

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780316426749

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This is a specially adapted version of Adam Kay's book 'This is Going to Hurt' for Quick Reads. Welcome to the life of a junior doctor. You work 97 hours a week. You make life and death decisions. You are often covered in blood (or worse) from head to toe. And the hospital parking meter earns more money than you do. Adam Kay's diary was written in secret after long days, sleepless nights and missed weekends. It is funny, moving and sometimes shocking. This is everything you wanted to know and more than a few things you didn't - about life on and off the hospital ward.

Quotes from My Patients a Journal

Author: KennieBStyles Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781700299895

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A cleverly designed journal with pages to record the funny, clever, witty or outrageous things your patients say. This book has spaces for quotes and memories so they are easy to look back on. Makes a great keepsake and you will enjoy reading it in the future. This journal makes a great appreciation gift for nurses, doctors, health care workers or even medical students, nursing students or anyone in the medical profession. This journal has 100 well designed pages with places for dates, names, quotes and memories.

Funny Things My Patients Said

Author: KennieBStyles Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-18

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781700788344

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Say What? Sometimes you can't believe what your patients are saying. This well designed, well organized journal is the perfect place to write down sayings from your patients so you can look back on them later for a good laugh. This makes a great gift for any medical professional, doctors nurses, EMTs, clinical workers, medical students and more. Makes a great appreciation gift.

Things I Want to Say to My Patients But I Can't

Author: L. O. L. LOL Journals

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-05-09

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781718922556

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The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a journal is always a fantastic choice! Perfect as a humorous present for someone with a sense of humor, birthday gift, graduation gift, or any other occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate. High quality binding, premium design, paperback, plain brown cover, beautiful mate finish looks, XL size 8.5"11"108 beautifully lined pages with borders

My Quotable Patients

Author: KennieBStyles Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-18

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781700780539

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Say What? Sometimes you can't believe what you are hearing. This well designed, well organized journal is the perfect place to write down sayings from your patients so you can look back on them later for a good laugh. This makes a great gift for any medical professional, doctors nurses, EMTs, clinical workers, medical students and more. Makes a great appreciation gift.

My Quotable Patients; Journal

Author: Doctor Quotes Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-13

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781660159161

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Byt this Elegant Cute and Special Journal. A cleverly designed journal with pages to record the funny, clever, witty or outrageous things your patients say. White pages, gorgeous designed cover, the ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your back pack or satchel. With quality that minimizes ink bleed-through. The book is either for pen or pencil users. This journal makes a great appreciation gift for nurses, doctors, health care workers or even medical students, nursing students or anyone in the medical profession. This journal has 100 well designed pages with places for dates, names, quotes and memories.