Born to Pun

Born to Pun PDF

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-03-13

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1612438113

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A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! PDF

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2019-03-05

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 1250201993

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A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

Once a Pun a Time...

Once a Pun a Time... PDF

Author: Reena Calm

Publisher:

Published: 2018-06-04

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 9781720375043

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A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.

Puns for Kids

Puns for Kids PDF

Author: Becci Lakeman

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-04-30

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 9781718714397

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Puns Are Punstoppable! This book is filled with one liners and two liners. Flip back and read these silly jokes over and over again. Have a punderful time with these puns! Pun: Pig puns are really boaring to me. Pun: I have a fear of going over speedbumps. I am slowly getting over it. (c) 2018 All Rights Reserved

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes PDF

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-10

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 1612435904

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

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