F*ck Whales

F*ck Whales PDF

Author: Maddox

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-17

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1476794987

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A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe. In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep PDF

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

The Runaway Whale

The Runaway Whale PDF

Author: Keith Faulkner

Publisher:

Published: 1990

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9780681410145

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A little humpback whale goes exploring on his own, but finds that he misses his mother.

A Whale for the Killing

A Whale for the Killing PDF

Author: Farley Mowat

Publisher: CNIB, [197-]

Published: 1972

Total Pages: 239

ISBN-13: 9780771065705

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A compelling true story of the author's desperate attempts to save an eighty-ton fin whale trapped in a Newfoundland lagoon. As he tries to persuade wildlife authorities and the Canadian press to help him in his quest, he must fend off curious and uncaring locals, who want to harvest the helpless whale for sport.

Killer Whales

Killer Whales PDF

Author: Anne Welsbacher

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780736810654

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Describes killer whales, their habits, where they live, their hunting methods, and how they exist in the world of people.

Killer Whales

Killer Whales PDF

Author: Christine Zuchora-Walske

Publisher: Raintree

Published: 2015-09-10

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 1474702139

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With bodies designed to help them hide in the water, killer whales roam the ocean in search of their next meal. Readers will learn about what makes killer whales such deadly predators, from their hunting styles to what they like to eat. Fun Facts and an Amazing but True section will thrill readers and give them a closer look at the lives of these massive creatures.

Whale Talk

Whale Talk PDF

Author: Chris Crutcher

Publisher: Laurel Leaf

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9780440229384

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A high-school bus provides surprising sanctuary for seven unlikely swim teammates who are, in the words of their coach, "A perennial road team. Mermen without a pond." These invisible kids resonate because of how the author sees them, believes in them, and lets them speak.

The Presence of Whales

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Author: Frank Stewart

Publisher:

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13:

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An observer, storyteller, and lover of whales gathers the most compelling contemporary essays on cetaceans by both marine scientists and nature writers, including Diane Ackerman, Barry Lopez, Farley Mowat, Faith McNulty, and Jonathan White, in a stunning new anthology that celebrates our ongoing fascination with these fragile giants.

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