Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher:
Published: 1994-06
Total Pages: 79
ISBN-13: 9780025427310
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Once Upon a More Enlightened Time
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher: Macmillan Reference USA
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 148
ISBN-13: 9780783815022
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Another enlightened collection from the bestselling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Garner continues his mission to liberate our classic fairy tales from archaic, sexist, ageist, classist, lookist, and environmentally unsound prejudices with a new collection of humorous tales for readers of evolved consciousness. 13 line drawings.
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher: Souvenir Press
Published: 2011-09-01
Total Pages: 300
ISBN-13: 0285640623
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →'Essential reading for adults of all ages . . . the wisest, funniest, most thoughtful thing yet written on the subject of PC' Observer In this bestselling classic, James Finn Garner has rewritten classic stories for more enlightened times; from Snow White's relationship with seven vertically challenged men, Little Red Riding Hood, her grandma and the cross-dressing wolf who set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, to the Emperor who was not naked but was endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle. At last, here is bedtime reading free from prejudice and discrimination of witches, giants, dwarves, goblins and fairies everywhere. For anyone brought up on sexist, racist, sizeist and ethnocentrist reading matter, James Finn Garner's stories have been purged of the influence of an insensitive cultural past to become fables for our times.
Politically Correct Pinocchio
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher:
Published: 2018-08-13
Total Pages: 42
ISBN-13: 9781732658905
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A hilarious retelling of the story of Pinocchio, reflecting the social and political realities of our era.
Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals
Author: Stuart Heritage
Publisher: Profile Books
Published: 2019-10-03
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 1782836063
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Anxious? Angry? Waking up in the middle of the night to worry about plastic pollution, Brexit and why everything seems to be so horrible all the time? Thumb sore from scrolling through the Guardian news app, even though it makes you want to cry? Us too. But help is here, in the shape of Stuart Heritage's hilarious Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals. Put down your phone, log off Twitter, and let yourself be lulled to sleep by stories from a world where Brexit disappears in a puff of smoke, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look a lot like Barack Obama. Including: The Three Liberal Pigs; Jack and the Sustainably Produced Meat Substitute Stalk; and The Night Before Brexmas; The Very Trendy Caterpillar; Trumplestiltskin; Camerella.
Apocalypse Wow!
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher: Thorndike Press
Published: 1997
Total Pages: 240
ISBN-13: 9780783882260
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →America's master of satire and wit looks at the concepts of UFO conspiracies, numerological calculations, harmonic convergence, the Internet, and talk of the Last Days.
Treasury of Bedtime Stories
Author:
Publisher:
Published: 2006-10-01
Total Pages: 320
ISBN-13: 9781412760195
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Fractured Fairy Tales
Author: A.J. Jacobs
Publisher: Bantam
Published: 1999-01-05
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 0553373730
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Long before Politically Correct Bedtime Stories invaded bookstores, Americans were getting their giggles from Fractured Fairy Tales, those delightfully twisted parables brought to us between the cliffhanger adventures of our favorite cartoon heroes, Rocky & Bullwinkle. This collection, illustrated with classic art from the animated series includes the comical retelling of 25 classics such as Pinocchio (who starred in his own variety show "The Pinocchio Doody Show"), Jack and the Beanstalk (did you know that Jack grew a beanstalk in the outfield so he could catch fly balls for his baseball team?), or King Midas (who became a dentist so he could give his patients gold fillings). This satirical humor loved for so long by so many, is a must-have for fans of the show and anyone who loves classic fairy tales--with a twist.
If I Ran the Zoo
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: RH Childrens Books
Published: 2013-10-22
Total Pages: 33
ISBN-13: 0385379382
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Animals abound in Dr. Seuss’s Caldecott Honor–winning picture book If I Ran the Zoo. Gerald McGrew imagines the myriad of animals he’d have in his very own zoo, and the adventures he’ll have to go on in order to gather them all. Featuring everything from a lion with ten feet to a Fizza-ma-Wizza-ma-Dill, this is a classic Seussian crowd-pleaser. In fact, one of Gerald’s creatures has even become a part of the language: the Nerd!
Recut Madness
Author: James Finn Garner
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Published: 2007-04-27
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781568583365
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Recut Madness is a retelling of the Hollywood Classics for red states and blue states. Hollywood movies purport to appeal to a mass audience, but in America today, half the population would see The Passion of the Christ while the other half sees Brokeback Mountain. Such an inclusive strategy is no longer realistic. In Recut Madness some of the most beloved classics are retailed for one side or the other. From a red state Wizard of Oz (aka The Decider of Oz) to a blue state Jaws, Garner has reinvented colorization for the new millennium.
